Court Jesters aka Mia and Ulie
Name: Mia Koji Role: Miss Money bags... More: I guess Mia was good for something, she kept them in the dough, and she had that huge house for them to live in. Also, she kept Sage from killing Ulie by being the babysitter. Imagine her plight, she's surrounded by five hott guys ready to be the damsel in distress, when wait... she has to watch the kid instead of flirt. Poor Mia. Then after they beat the Dynasty the first time, she thought she could finally have some time with them but no... the boy who spent the whole first season talking about saving his parents decided he'd rather spend his time with the Ronins than them. Drat, babysitting again, and with no pay. Her "Ryo" thing in the first season was so annoying. "Oh look there goes the matrix. RYO! Rowen! RYO!" Did there have to be TWO Ryos? Oh I suppose it's good she didn't hit on Rowen... then she'd have to deal with me, haha. Her and Anubis look better together anyway. But still, Mia was annoying, her voice was soo bad, but civilians are necessary for action shows so okay Mia, you're off the hook.
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Name: Ulie somethin' Age: child likes: to be annoying Role: To be annoying More: Ulie was by far the most annoying character on RW. Even more annoying than that dumb Ancient. An example of such annoyingness "The magic wand?!?" IT WAS A STAFF!!! Sage had the right attitude about that kid until he ran over with staff. Although, because Ulie was there Sage couldn't attack so I'm not sure if he deserves any credit for helping Sage. The most memorable moment in RW history involved Ulie though... the infamous SLAP! Hahah! Although Ryo shouldn't have hit him with an armored hand, that was kind of rude.... could've broken his face...
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