You know you watch just enough Ronin Warriors When...
(Because you can never watch too much)
You create your own character.
You find a way to work your character into the series
You draw your character
You write a huge continuation to Ronin Warriors
You create a web site based on your continuation
You draw your character, and scan them in
You put those pictures on the site
You spend the whole lunch period talking about Ronin Warriors to your friends
You do this even when your friends don't watch it and are covering their ears
You have memorized all of the Ronins birthdays
You dream about the Ronin Warriors
When watching Sailor Moon you say "and then Rowen and Sage appear and fight,
right?"
You talk about how pathetic the Sailor Scouts are compared to the Ronin Warriors (even
though you watch Sailor Moon everyday)
You make up that Rowen takes a trip to Tokyo where he meets the Sailor Scouts and saves
them.
You fall in love with a Ronin.
In your story lines, you eventually marry a Ronin
Your character IS a new Ronin Warrior
You can do each warriors voice perfectly, and annoy your friends with it every day
When bored, you recite a whole episode, complete with voice changes and background music
You'll laugh out of nowhere, and say "remember the time " as if you were
actually there
You cry your eyes out every time you see the first battle with Talpa even though this is
your 50th time watching it.
You tape Ronin Warriors every time it comes on again and again and again
There's a heavy fog in the morning and you murmur, "it has begun"
Whenever you see the people giving their power to the Dynasty you shout. "LOOK!
There's Serena!"
You wrote a story where each of the Ronins fight a Sailor Scout
Before Ryo throws his fire at Talpa's castle for the first time you shout, "NO
DON'T! It's not going to work!"
In "The Warriors Return" you feel like punching Ryo for taking so long to run
after Rowen
When Toonami dropped Ronin Warriors you complained so much at school that your friends
actually felt sorry for you.
While at a dance without a date, during the slow songs, you close your eyes and imagine
yourself dancing with your favorite Ronin
You want to go to Japan just so you can search for a mansion in the middle of nowhere.
While looking through your anime sketchbook your friend and your art teacher spot the
wedding picture you drew, and the picture of you and your Ronin kissing (RATS! I meant to
rip that out!)
You swear them to secrecy after telling them about your Ronin romance.
You talk like the Ronins so often that your parents continually ask you to use your real
voice.
You pretend to be a Ronin Warrior when bored, and doing dishes complaining that
"Kento eats so much!"
You and your sibling always pretend to be the Ronins
You're still reading this
You continually explain that the Samurai Troopers ARE different than the Ronin Warriors
You get jealous when someone says that your Ronin is their favorite
You have pictures of Lady Kayura all over your dart board (I never used to play darts,
but now you can't make me stop!)
You bombarded Toonami with emails when they got rid of Ronin Warriors
You swear that one day you WILL become a Ronin Warrior
People you don't even know go up to you and say "I heard about you, you're that
girl who likes animes, right?"
During your Saturday painting club meeting, during your CD turn you play Ronin music,
and give everyone evil smiles because they can't change the CD since it's your turn.
You know all of the words to every Ronin song, and the translations
Your parents can't stand being in the same room as you while you're on the computer
because of the music.
You claim that you are really Warlady Sarah the Dark Warlord of the sun who turns good
and becomes Sarah of the Glacier! (I better be the only one to say that)
When talking about Digimon you often say Sage instead of Matt
You notice that Misato from Mermaid Scar looks and sounds suspiciously like Ulie
You swear that Ulie made Mia immortal with mermaid flesh and that's why he never goes
home
You compare the Ronin Warriors with the Gundam pilots
You are planning on singing "Stardust Eyes" for next year's talent show (If I
only had a disc burner!)
You discover the common link from all smart anime characters to Rowen
You yell at Joe from Digimon because he's so cowardly "If you're going to be tall
with blue hair, you've got to be more of a man!"
You almost throw up every time someone says that Rowen and Ami Mizuno (Sailor Mercury)
would make a good couple. (Oh wait I DID throw up)
You hate all of those this Ronin dating this scout stuff cause it is sooooo stupid
You walk around the house singing Ronin music.
You continually shout out while watching RW, because you get so into it "GET
HIM!!!!!"
During the second episode you constantly scowl and say "Kento talk right!"
You get irritated everytime Ulie says "Hey, Sai's waking up" in "Friend
or Foe"
You get hurt and want Sage to come and heal you.
You get irritated when Sage acts like he doesn't have a healing power.
"If I reflect the light off my sword into his eyes.." You idiot! The sword is
above his eyes! You can't reflect with the bottom of your sword! Just say that you have a
healing power!
You just wish Ulie would shut up for once!
When all of your ronin friends are coming over for a RW marathon you blast Wildfire's
theme as they come in.
You search everywhere for giant marbles
When you find those marbles, you buy a white out pen and write their symbols on each
one.
You continually mess up and keep buying new marbles.
You print out a picture of the ronins, and tape it in your assignment book.
When people ask you if you have a boyfriend you say "Yes, Rowen."
You talk about Rowen for as long as you can before your friends realize you're talking
about an anime character "Darn his blue hair!"